Addicted to Porn ?

The Top 12 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

1. During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your nipples.
2. His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem and a tissue dispenser.
3. When he wants you to take off your pants, he says, "Scroll down."
4. Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
5. He's suing Colt Studio.com for repetitive stress injuries.
6. His favorite actor? Cody Cummings.
7. When he sees a hot guy, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on him!"
8. You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
9. As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
10. During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
11. His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you. He pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
12. During sex, he shouts, "More bandwidth!"

(found at Dreams of a Rebel Angel)